Jessicas Penis

frickin:

my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

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wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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